Friday, May 4, 2012

Valve Oil


 “A form of currency for brass players.”

I wouldn’t consider it a currency, as
there is no definite tradable value to
this smelly liquid that causes every-
thing you touch to feel slimy and
greasyfor days.

It’s like a collection of trading cards.
You expect to only need one bottle
as a time, but through impulse buys
and recommendations and borrowing,
suddenly you own five or six different
little bottles.

But the true value of your oils is not how
many you have, but how many you can
give away.  There’s a status that comes
along with being the person with the
goods, like being the only person who
remembered to bring paper plates to the
picnic.  Everyone count on you to swoop
in with that magical little bottle and rescue
us from certain disaster.


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